Jiz Skateboards We have the cheapest skateboards. We have the best skateboards. We have the most popular skateboard
products available. Jiz Skateboards in partial an online skateboard shop and also and internet skateboard company - which means
we design our own skateboards. If you are interested in purchasing a skateboard or skateboards please click on the link above.
I'm sorry I have to say the word skateboards so much but I just can't help saying the word skateboards.
The most annoying convseration to read ever
So how are your skateboards doing this morning?
Why my skateboards are doing just fine, thank you
Many of my skateboards tend to break, it is most unfortunate
Oh don't worry just go to Jiz Skateboards
Jiz Skateboards? What's Jiz Skateboards?
Jiz Skateboards is the best place to buy skateboards!
Why is that?
Because they have skateboards that are super cheap!
Cheap skateboards as in poor quality skateboards?
Oh no they have the best quality skateboards one could buy.
Tell me more about Jiz Skateboards.
Jiz Skateboards is an online retail aka internet skateboard shop.
Really?
And there's more. They are hella cool. They don't care about making money at all.
Why not?
Because they are punk as phuch!
Really?
Last year they made so little money that they essentially gave each one of their customers money!
Wow these guys are like the sacrificial lambs of the skateboard industry!
Yeah! They practically give away skateboards!
Can I get free skateboards from them?
Yeah if you get sponsored.
What if I'm not good enough.
Then you have to pay for the skateboards...but they are still really cheap. I mean cheap!
But I really don't have any money at all...
That's o.k. Even though they are cheap they give a lot of discounts. Especially if you help them out.
Is that so?
They are also looking for artists and musicians not only skateboarders
Why?
They are not sure yet...but art is always helpful to a skateboard company
They are also looking for donations
Donations?
Yeah they said they need a sturdy file cabinet, a cd rack and socks and underwear...oh and canned food.
Can you buy Jiz Skateboards only online?
Oh for heavan's sake no! You can buy Jiz SKateboards in Huntington Beach, CA
Where?
At El Skate Shop of course
